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The “Calling Your Mom a Bitch” Filibuster – If 41 senators do this at least one time, the vote is delayed for a fortnight.

Everywhere you look, soulless old demons are worshipping the man in charge. And while there is food available, all of it is from Albertsons.

Step Five: Start having doubts about your tattoo, which is looking more and more like a colorable stencil on a paper placemat for kids

I am a human from Earth, but please don't hold that against me. I believe that this is an asset, as I have witnessed what not to do with a planet

Next to me is some sort of spatula that is red and green and says “Baking Spirits Bright!” It’s July, Richard. I can’t believe this is my life now.

You know I only pick my nose because I have to. My doctor says if I don’t pick my nose, I won’t be able to breathe out of it.

Thanks to their tapering form, carrots are a real bitch to peel and cut up without slicing a finger. They are an accident waiting to happen.

“Would you like some ice chips?” Chef Aut asks me. “Ice is for penguins,” I say. “And chips are for Brits.”

I didn’t have a chance to respond as that monster of a machine came back around, running over a cardboard standup of Neo from "The Matrix."

Good for your health either way. (This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration or Pitchfork Media.)

She just holds bees. Sometimes the bees sting, so she has a high pain tolerance. But the beauty stuck in her eye apparently really hurts.

With each passing day, her resolve grows weaker. She begins to wonder if the girl above will once again leave her in peace.