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We will cover all the fundamentals, from color and composition to bloodstain patterns and anatomy.
We will cover all the fundamentals, from color and composition to bloodstain patterns and anatomy.
The goal is to attract deranged perverts and I just thought that maybe I could attract a higher class of horny weirdos, someone I could vibe with.
I murdered your wife, and you got pretty mad at me for doing that. We’ll call that one a tie. We’re both people!
- That cut is going to get infected - Fuel leak recall from a car I don’t own
I assure you that there is no better place to be than in a rickety metal porch swing slowly ascending to the sky!
This movie may contain scenes of happily married couples interacting pleasantly that will remind you of your current marital strife.
Animal with four letters in its name? Easy: cat. Wait– Oh my God. I meant cat with two t’s? Ok, shake that off.
The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.
★★★ Watched on the toilet. Very meta experience. Would recommend.
Remember how I never explicitly say that I’m gay, and instead always couch it in weird innuendos?
Reboots that have pulled child actors out of hundreds of thousands of dollars of gambling debts.
I didn’t bring my resume with me but here you go: hahahahahhaa. See, I’m good.