Does free will exist, and did I employ it when purchasing this quirky pair of binoculars? Do I even like binoculars?
Tag: Movies and TV
It’s ironic that Freddy Krueger’s initials are FK because the guy should be Fucking Kancelled.
Admire the local artisanship on display, particularly the humanoid stick figures bound in twine looming overhead in the trees.
MINDLESS EATING MACHINES, TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF MEN. FOR MAN IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE. For $2 more the pizzas come with extra cheese.
It’s funny if you sync up scenes of Danny riding his tricycle with the theme song from Naked Gun.
Their parents, who are never in town, don’t answer my emails, so parent-teacher conferences are as big a joke as life insurance in this town.
Can We Talk in My Office Later? Office drama based on a seemingly innocent Friday morning email that potentially holds a much darker meaning.
A Personal Email from Netflix: We Are Suspending Your Streaming Access to “Gilmore Girls,” Effective Immediately
A Gilmore Girls Crisis Intervention Special Projects Team performed a full investigative report of your viewing history and internet browser history.
90 Years Later, Universal’s “Frankenstein” Remains a Poignant Tale of How Fucked Up It Would Be If There Was a Guy Whose Head Was Perfectly Flat on Top
Even today, when I see his head, my mind goes wild with possibilities, envisioning all the dirty dishes that I could set down upon it.
Suit and tie? Business casual? I think the Leatherface on my t-shirt will let you know what I think about them.
Isolated and idle, alcohol became my only sidekick and I didn’t care if it was shaken or stirred as long as it was in my mouth.
I didn’t go to Tisch so I could buy cocaine for a lemur. Plus, lemurs need three times as much snow to get going.