Remember how I never explicitly say that I’m gay, and instead always couch it in weird innuendos?
Has that ever happened to you? Where your body is moving but your mind starts to dissociate? I bought party hats! Who wants one?
We don’t want to shame you, especially during a month as joyous as Pride. We celebrate all our bankers, bankettes, and bank-theys.
Mark 4:12: "You, my son, hath the chiseled physique of a Philistine and the facial features of a young King David. They will not care."
We at Disney Couldn’t Be Prouder to Show Our Commitment to Representation with 9 More Easily-Missable LGBTQ Characters
This moment in the film may not be noticeable, but you bet your ass we’ll talk about it on the press tour like we threw the first brick at Stonewall!
Whatever kind of minority you are, it would be helpful if you could be very visible about your minority status, at least in company photos.
To help bring in the younger audience, the flock is now allowed to respond to “The Lord be with you” with “OK boomer.”
No-Homojito - Muddle the fuck out of some sugar, a mint sprig, and a gay lime. Add light rum as a top and dark rum as a bottom.
I remain perplexed as to the genesis of Igor’s strong opinions regarding the choice of which cadaver shall provide the penis.
Red and White – Said or did something stupid but not necessarily evil. Named their baby after their foot massager.
I know we aren’t particularly close, but we do have a ton of friends in common, which means it would be a lot of fun for me to go to your wedding.
Who could possibly resist the siren song of a factory-farmed chicken breast wedged between two nondescript slices of bread? Plus a pickle?!