A Referee Job Description, Written by the Coach Whose Team Lost the Youth Basketball Championship
This is a flexible position, in that you can decide when you are going to do any damn work even though you’re getting paid for it.
This is a flexible position, in that you can decide when you are going to do any damn work even though you’re getting paid for it.
Over two million square kilometers of sparsely populated land makes for an ideal getaway for those times when you really want to be alone.
5:35PM: Turn down a one-way street going in the opposite direction. I read somewhere that street signs don't apply when you only have two wheels.
Who's Approving All These People to Drive Electric Mopeds in New York in Less Than 15 Minutes? Steve!
Brandon must now provide me with affection and companionship under penalty of Federal prosecution.
You also referenced a desire to give your children a better life than you were afforded. Unfortunately, the board felt this was a bit unoriginal.
Mario is the lust for violence incarnate wrapped in a disguise of respectability. Those green pipes you see are hardly plumbing simulators.
We ask that you fill out all forms in pencil for this very reason; your forms are illegible because the ink has run everywhere due to your tears.
No, I am not studying genetic science in order to determine whether I can safely hook up with any of my 5th or 6th cousins! Geez.
Is this real life? This lawsuit has consumed your mind, your nerves, your days, your marriage for the better part of four years.
Provide your real name. Slappy, Mr. Chuckles, Giggle Master, Miss Jiggles-a-Lot, and Happy Pappy are not legal names we recognize.
By all accounts, my client satisfied the legal definition of a sharp dressed man. And yet, the ladies did not come a-runnin' just as fast as they can.