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“Yankee Stadium?” I said, pointing towards the castle below. “Camelot,” he replied. “What the fuck,” I said.

Strong candidates will fit in with our diverse and dedicated group of cryptic caretakers, silent maids, hostile valets, and cursed children.

These tactics will work even if you’ve never spoken to a woman in your life—whether you’re a defrocked priest, or just a little shy.

WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?

There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).

I regret that I have but one chance to offer a high five to the executioner while I’m on the gallows and then say, "Hey, don’t leave me hanging!"

’Tis not with ease’d mind that I imbibe of the Friar’s herbaceous blends, be it “Rosaline’s Unrequited Rosehip” or “Zounds! This Lemon Zingeth!”

During my second dinner, Francis told me that we needed to “ration our food better.” I was so taken aback by this.

The New York Times: Critics Say a Roman Civil War Is Coming—Others Disagree

What does democracy look like? This is what democracy looks like: it’s kind of pear-shaped.

I just get so nervous, so convinced that I'll reverse "beaten" and "bound," or forget to say "by the sword," and all the guys will laugh at me.

How lucky are we to have a youngly Master of Business Administration as land-lord! Thou hast every right to levy rents from my labour.