I’m Arctic Shipwreck Survivor Stranded with an Annoying Show-off Asshole
During my second dinner, Francis told me that we needed to “ration our food better.” I was so taken aback by this.
Tristan Wheeler is a writer and filmmaker based in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. His work has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency. He has many close, personal friends.
During my second dinner, Francis told me that we needed to “ration our food better.” I was so taken aback by this.