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I sent another text last night. I get that 3 AM is late, but that’s why I made all of you set your text tones to the sound of your children crying!

Every time I ask who such-and-such is, I get a ludicrously fake pun answer like a G-rated version of a Bart Simpson prank call.

I mean who hasn’t punched their roommate’s mother because Saturn was in Cancer? I'm not sure how else anyone would have expected me to act.

10.15 am - Somone tries to get into the office but gets lost in the revolving doors.

Imagine a book written entirely in uncomfortable places with completely unconventional materials. Genius, isn’t it?

Pour the wine, light the fire/Girl your wish is my command* *Theirs is an equal exchange of pleasure, because it's about consent!

A lot of people will call into question whether or not attacking robots in a theme restaurant can be considered a sport.

Hamlet: Literally The Lion King without any of the lions, any of Africa, any majestic rock, or any Nathan Lane.

Let’s just relax and not keep score except in a silent and secretive manner that I will only publicize if I happen to be in the lead at hole 17.

‘Sup Reject, Thanks for your interest in pursuing the most radical career opportunity of your life with us. After scopin’ out your CV, nah.

Sarah: "I walked into my greenhouse and found a large tank parked on the roof. No light could get in and all my plants died. I lost my business."

I’m not sure what the hell he’s talking about, but as a practicing clinical psychologist, he probably knows something that I don’t.