Wow, Pete! You ordered a lot of food. Did you skip lunch again?
I’m so jealous of guys like you who can just sit at a table like this for hours and hours without literally moving a muscle—must be nice.
Everyone’s favorite sauce now in chip form! Hot Hot Hollandaise has a triple dose of cayenne for a thoroughly throat-scorching encounter.
We want to extend our deepest gratitude to you for believing in our potato chips. Those other people who didn’t buy our chips can go right to hell.
"Be hip to the fact that your mains won’t be served at the same time. Of course, they could be, but they won’t be."
TV food challenge? Or problem for a big ape? Test your knowledge for Meatball Madness, Bumble B. Rumble, Clever Fever, and more.
They found their secret sauce in nature, and they always said they would have to close up shop once the cave they mined it out of dried up.
I Know This Is Your Summer Hangout, but as Your Father I Think It Would Be Much Better If I Fired up the Grill
I’ve got everything lined up so this grilling experience won’t be sullied by past mistakes. Remember the infamous Frankless Fourth of July?
Smiling or otherwise expressive mouse head-shaped pancakes are trademarked.
Darkness provides ambiance. Your food will look mysterious. Changing burned-out lightbulbs is a chore we just don’t want to do.
On Wednesday he ate through his employee's 401ks, but he was still hungry.
What chance did this damaged little runt have against such a glittering squadron of unblemished beauties?