It's a dog park, not Jurassic Park. Find somewhere else for your infernal Dogasaurus rex to run amok.
I didn't think much of it when we got a tip that the script was sitting in the bottom of a wastebasket in a Starbucks bathroom on Milwaukee Ave.
Just like wolf mamas out in the wild, she has a den (our closet) where she keeps her babies (plushies, only the ones with faces).
I swear this dog knows every command except "speak?" I'm always carrying the conversation!
He was licking his scales clean with his tongues, when he looked up, made eye contact with me, and bared his fang. It was love at first sight.
Should I be worried that she sometimes sits there with the water spraying her in the face?
With your current design, there’s no way to know if someone is approaching. I don’t think a homeowner should ever put himself in a situation like that.
You find throwing stars in the scratching post. / Your search history reads: "kibble download free" "cat fail compilation" "overthrow fleshy tyrant king"
Has been inside a dog for less than five minutes. You won't see a deal like this again!
She usually finds people uninteresting, unless she smells fear. You’re not nervous are you?
Let me guess, you didn’t want to carry it around with you for the rest of your walk and you planned on picking it up on your way home?
This movie is about me. But it’s also about love and family and loyalty and Christianity, but don’t say that last part out loud.