Movies with Animal Titles Reviewed by Their Titular Animals
Anaconda on "Anaconda" (1997) Hell yeah, brother. ★★★★
Anaconda on "Anaconda" (1997) Hell yeah, brother. ★★★★
We revere his gracious power and salute the Bull Terriers before who’ve portrayed his likeness.
It’s pretty classic admin stuff. Answering the phone, filing documents, keeping a calendar, making appointments, refilling the Mayor’s water bowl.
In the eyes of a dog, I am nothing less than an eternal being existing beyond the constraints of matter and time. So where's my treat for being a good boy?
I tried hiring dog walkers, but I was banned from all those apps because my dog became infamous for always turning up a corpse or two.
I would pet little dogs, big dogs, toy dogs, and dogs that don’t even look like dogs. Boring dogs. Cool dogs. Hot dogs. All the dogs.
For starters, you named your dog Sausage. If your dog was a dachshund, this moniker might make sense.
How many fouls does each player get? Do dogs get the same number of fouls? How much longer until the dogs come out?
You can spend a fortune on a professional decorator, or you can hire us, We Do It With Dogs.
I’ve spent years following and grading Mackenzie, and never have I witnessed such an unsurpassed, rare, elite pedigree.
First off, I didn’t know anybody was watching. And never in a million years would I have guessed that the penalty would be the loss of one hundred points for our team.
This new hire, a human-in-training or “cute smushy baby," has been rude, selfish, and has made zero meaningful contributions to the company.