When my girlfriend walks away, she doesn’t follow her. She stays with me because I’m nurturing and friendly and like, super cool.
Like all bars with inscrutable locations, it’s a speakeasy. A “secret” bar. But it’s a secret the way it’s “a secret” your aunt got a facelift in 2015.
I was wary of Jamie moving into our base, because I gathered credible olfactory intelligence that they associate with cats.
Anaconda on "Anaconda" (1997) Hell yeah, brother. ★★★★
We revere his gracious power and salute the Bull Terriers before who’ve portrayed his likeness.
It’s pretty classic admin stuff. Answering the phone, filing documents, keeping a calendar, making appointments, refilling the Mayor’s water bowl.
In the eyes of a dog, I am nothing less than an eternal being existing beyond the constraints of matter and time. So where's my treat for being a good boy?
I tried hiring dog walkers, but I was banned from all those apps because my dog became infamous for always turning up a corpse or two.
I would pet little dogs, big dogs, toy dogs, and dogs that don’t even look like dogs. Boring dogs. Cool dogs. Hot dogs. All the dogs.
For starters, you named your dog Sausage. If your dog was a dachshund, this moniker might make sense.
Questions I Had While Attending My Second Basketball Game, After My First Basketball Game Was the One That Air Bud Played In
How many fouls does each player get? Do dogs get the same number of fouls? How much longer until the dogs come out?
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