Don’t you dare be soothed into chorale complacency by our initial thin delivery and ambiguous harmonies.
Dude, I cannot wait to get in there and silently appreciate the little fella. Let’s go!
As you know, I have just spent the holiday season visiting family in my hometown, Fir Tree Falls.
I’m the worst, aren’t I? I was so adamant it was, like, the only thing I wanted for Christmas.
Jesus was born on a virgin. A virgin is a kind of a airplane. There was a pilot there called Punch Us.
This Santa is cloned from DNA from the original St. Nicholas, and raised in captivity in our North Pole mock-up.
They say time heals all wounds, but that’s only for people who aren’t known by a nickname based on their biggest insecurity.
Emeton's Loose Nuts are meatier, more sensuous, more lissome, bustier, than those ordinary strait-laced nuts.
A profoundly boring pair of plaid PJs ($499.78)
‘Tis several weeks beyond Christmas when you realize You forgot it completely—doggone it, time flies!
After leaving his wife and stumbling out of a piano bar, George Bailey drives into a tree. Or as it’s also known, “The Billy Joel Trifecta.”
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, Although millions of microscopic mites which live in the pores of the skin will be out to feast