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We ask that you fill out all forms in pencil for this very reason; your forms are illegible because the ink has run everywhere due to your tears.

I gave him a "you know you're not supposed to do that" look and he replied with a "the assumption of inevitable or primal goodness is a myth" stare.

President Williamson announces her first Executive Order to great fanfare, enforcing a mandatory 15 minutes of daily mindfulness for every American.

Is it really necessary to go through the garbage can? Yes, I see the notes you’ve found. They’re also from my mother.

You're always freelancing from home, which means your cat has to watch you and dart away when you notice. So there goes her whole day.

Small Fish | Pros: They are angular and elegant-looking. Do not require much upkeep or food expenses. Cons: You have had it 3 hours. It's dead.

I hadn’t worked a case in a month and was hitting the sauce hard. It’s a gloopy brown sauce from a can of beef chunks--part of yesterday’s breakfast.

Your Rabbi: The Talmud teaches many things, but it doesn’t teach how to destroy the attack helicopter on the roof of the “Oblask Dam” level.

Parents wouldn’t allow their kids over. They told me it was because their kids were allergic to cats, which I would have understood if we had a cat.

My advice is to ask her about her Fitbit as soon as possible, and then to make it a daily routine to inquire about her step count.