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After playing four straight championships and winning three, fans are asking, "Is there a cactus who could even come close to beating the Warriors??"

HELLOOOOO! Hope you brought the peanut butter, because that my friend was a mouthwatering jam!

We understand your concern with protecting the rim at all costs, but maybe you could just disable the shot blocker on one part of the court?

Cincinnati Bearcats: You’ve watched a tournament game in a strip club. Iowa Hawkeyes: You lost money investing in Matthew Whittaker’s toilet company.

Doctors have diagnosed me with “early onset droopy ass syndrome,” contracted from getting your butt whooped too many times and is also irreversible

Reindeer Hide-and-Seek: The whole point is to be inconspicuous, but you know that's outside the range of this attention-seeking try-hard.

"You fielded eighteen promposals before February. That's a county record."

Michael and LeBron do not like mountain climbing. They’re just not any good at it. Conversely, Baby Goat can scale a mountain like nothing.

I thought this was a quarter but it’s actually a POG. I traded it to my friend Dennis for a real quarter.

Washington: By successfully recruiting James, the Washington Generals could finally have a shot at taking down those damn Harlem Globetrotters.

Honestly? I should get the Peace Prize. I started this friendship, but whatever, no one seems to care and Donny will take credit, yet again.

While not a standout diplomat by any means, there was always the fear of Tillerson putting together a semi-competent performance.