To Thank LeBron James for His Brave Defense of China, We Will Be Forcing All of Our Political Prisoners to Watch “Space Jam 2”
I only hope that our political prisoners will love the movie as much as LeBron loves the money he'll get from it.
I only hope that our political prisoners will love the movie as much as LeBron loves the money he'll get from it.
This is a flexible position, in that you can decide when you are going to do any damn work even though you’re getting paid for it.
Season Three of Stranger Things, Chicago Bulls: The Bulls pride themselves on giving fans the best entertainment money can buy.
How about some credit for processing all invoices while my boss lectured me on "eating too many microwaved oyster and pastrami sandwiches at work"?
Air Max 180: You say stuff like, "The only way to be a marathon runner is to run a marathon." You've never run a marathon.
Her nipples were like CD-ROMS, perfectly circular, and any man could see themselves in them.
After playing four straight championships and winning three, fans are asking, "Is there a cactus who could even come close to beating the Warriors??"
HELLOOOOO! Hope you brought the peanut butter, because that my friend was a mouthwatering jam!
We understand your concern with protecting the rim at all costs, but maybe you could just disable the shot blocker on one part of the court?
Cincinnati Bearcats: You’ve watched a tournament game in a strip club. Iowa Hawkeyes: You lost money investing in Matthew Whittaker’s toilet company.
Doctors have diagnosed me with “early onset droopy ass syndrome,” contracted from getting your butt whooped too many times and is also irreversible
Reindeer Hide-and-Seek: The whole point is to be inconspicuous, but you know that's outside the range of this attention-seeking try-hard.