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I call my contraption "Four Score and Seven Thrills Ago: Honest Abe’s Adventures in American Aviation." I look forward to hearing from you!

For four years we've turned a blind eye to the despicable actions Trump has taken. It's time we focus the discussion squarely on him for once.

Support us at The Lincoln Project and our quest to return America to her former glory: killing poor people but with good manners.

My mask's jerky hole? Yes, what’s that? It’s a hole for eating jerky. I don’t think that works. Please don’t. Oh, you’re showing me already.

"Pazuzu": What was the demon up to before possessing young Regan MacNeil in 1973's "The Exorcist"?

Any establishment that denies me entry because I have twenty-seven thousand honeybees swarming on his face has no regard for personal freedom.

When I hear "go postal" I think of: A. Guns. B. The Post Office. The Post Office is the problem. C. Wasn’t that a video game from the ‘90s?

I have been crewed to the Ba Ba Buoy, as fine a ship as exists. She is equipped with not only White Claw, but also Truly Hard Seltzer & Twisted Tea.

Our great nation was built on the backs of people just like me: MBAs who got their jobs through their dad’s business connections.

Subsequent to receiving this letter, you will hear ABBA songs inside your head everywhere you go, no matter what you happen to be doing.

While people escape outdoors / There will be shortage the like of which was never seen / As masses storm stores / For parchment used to keep clean

You are unwise to lower your defenses. / Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. / You’re just a child with a mask.