I have been crewed to the Ba Ba Buoy, as fine a ship as exists. She is equipped with not only White Claw, but also Truly Hard Seltzer & Twisted Tea.
Dan Secatore has worked as an advance man for Barack Obama, an anti-money laundering attorney, and a restaurant critic for The Inflation Boston. One of those jobs was significantly worse than the other two. He currently lives in Boston and is working on a novel.