Attention Passengers: The Captain Has Turned on the Applause Sign
You can resume your nap shortly, sir, but right now, this crew needs your support.
Tag: Airplanes
Is There a Doctor on Board? We’d Settle for a Competent Lifeguard
Nurses in training? Maybe you’re a few credits short of your degree?... Okay, still not seeing any hands.
I’m Going to Have to Ask You to Buckle Your Seatbelt and Put up Your Tray Table, or You’ll Be Made to Work as an Indentured Servant for BudgetAirlines
Didn’t you read the fine print before signing electronically that you agree to the terms and services? Item eight in particular?
I’m Going to Deboard This Plane Before You
They say in life, there are no winners and losers, yet here we are, living proof of how far from the truth that actually is.
I Think It’s Polite to Clap for Your Pilot After Crash Landings Too
I know you're the lone survivor, but that makes it all the more insulting.
How the Indianapolis International Airport Won the J.D. Power and Associates Award for Best Medium Airport in North America Four Times in a Row: An Oral History
"A lesser airport CEO would have focused on vanity projects, like adding more of those carts that escort people faking injuries or improving security, but not Mario."
Welcome to Our Drone Light Show, Please Excuse the Behavior of Our Drones
Ok, so it looks like they’re depicting the many scourges man has brought upon this Earth.
I’m the $1500 Macbook You Bought for Writing and I’m Definitely Not Judging You for Just Using Me to Watch Videos of Airplanes Landing
I mean, that’s fine isn’t it? I cost $1500, I’m considered to be the best laptop on the market right now.
Sit Back, Relax, and Enjoy the Flight in Between My Nonstop Announcements
6:45 AM: Wind speed in the air is currently ten miles per hour, which is something only relevant to me.
‘Twas the Flight Before Christmas
My seat had no window, I'd wasted my cash / on a seat in the middle by a guy with a rash
I Clap When the Plane Lands
Clapping is the least we can do to show our appreciation that we didn’t end up pancaked against the side of a mountain.
We’re Going to Begin Boarding Your Flight in the Following Order
Families traveling with children can begin boarding, at this time. Is anyone here thinking of having children? You, too, are welcome to line up.