When You Say “Bite Me” to a Solicitation
Your comment was “Bite me.” Since you did not check any of the five action boxes we provided, we are not sure what action to take.
Your comment was “Bite me.” Since you did not check any of the five action boxes we provided, we are not sure what action to take.
Iced lava. Coal brew. There Was Blood, A Long Time Ago. Dinosaur Smoothie. Tyrannosaurus rocks. Triceratopped off.
From what Eric told me before his cell phone cut out, these bottles are entirely worth the extra eight months of R&D.
What do we do with all the identities people pay with? That’s none of your business. They were handed over in a totally legitimate transaction.
We appreciate you're probably busy. And trust us, we're normally never this needy in ransoms.
Did you grow up in a modest house, or the suburbs, or a brownstone, or a symbolically dilapidated mansion?
Okay, now we're starting to get mad. What kind of civilized person puts items in their shopping cart and just leaves them there?
Of this you are sure: a. All that glitters is gold b. All the apples in this bushel will make delicious cider for us to enjoy around the fireplace
What if those years embroiled in a sadistic old bat’s cruel ploy to take revenge could be avoided by setting deranged convicts loose in your youth?
"I didn’t even know it was a crime. I worked down at the docks. I had no idea I was helping smuggle in the Scarecrow’s neurotoxins."
As you already know from my #startupgrind Instagram posts, I’ve been hard at work on an exciting new business venture!
What do you people want from me? To jump in my bald-eagle-shaped submarine and hand-deliver it to one of your warehouses?