Top 10 Funny Things About Rock Music

Rock Music Jokes

Top 10 funny things about rock music:

1. It actually created the term “Emo”, not punk rock fans that came out of the closet: Emo Song
2. Since it's been around for decades, you're still finding out about catchy songs from years before you were born: Deep Cuts: The Best Classic Rock You've Never Heard
3. It created groupies, which you have to admit, is pretty badass in its own way: The Old Record Store Scam
4. It gives beards a purpose because the girls are attracted to them when their under the spotlight at a concert: The Rock God Proclaimeth: ZZ Top, “Legs”
5. People won't vote for a presidential candidate that doesn't listen to rock: 5 Reasons Not to Vote for President
6. Band names are always badass because nobody wants to hear a band called “The Fuzzy Wuzzy Bunny Rabbits”: Gold Digging Friends Use Hoes to Find Backyard Cash
7. Nobody really knows, but it probably brought back the term “orgy” after it was lost forever in Roman History: Guide to Essential College Friends
8. People name their pets after rock gods and killer anthems everyone recognizes: The Rock God Proclaimeth: Led Zeppelin, “Black Dog”
9. It's made everyone want to become the Ultimate Sex God of Rock and Roll: College Memories
10. Unlike the fate of techno, it will never die: Rock ‘n' Roll Won't Never Die