Clothes Jokes

Top 10 funny things about clothes:

  1. Everyone feels extremely comfortable without them: Wearing Clothes
  2. No one will admit the longest they've gone wearing the same outfit: Mind Your A's and Q's
  3. If it wasn't for school, you wouldn't have much of a wardrobe: Official Guide to Going Back to College
  4. We all have an outfit for everything, including working out and having sex: Dos and Don'ts of the Gym (Rules for Non-Idiots)
  5. They make sex an adventure because you have to rip off different things to get to what you want: Top 10 College Party Themes
  6. The morning after a crazy college party looks almost just like a clothing sale: The Morning After
  7. If you're feeling extremely lazy, you can just wash them in the bathtub: You Know You're in College When…
  8. Does anyone even use clothespins anymore?: The Radical Evolution of the Clothespin
  9. A guy's mom and his girlfriend will buy the majority of his clothes: The Six Girls You Meet in a Relationship
  10. They always reek of something the morning after: The Walk of Shame
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