Forget Ozempic: The New Weight Loss Trend Is Getting Cursed by an Elderly Vagabond
Studies show hex recipients can lose 6-98% of their body weight, with some dropping as much as one pound every hour.
Tag: Health
Finally, Hims for Dogs
No one asked for this, but they never said we couldn’t do it either. It just seemed like something the world needed.
I’m Philip, a Colonoscopy Doula, and It Would Be My Honor to Assist You on Your Journey
Let me explain how my bespoke packages can help you make your colonoscopy not merely a procedure, but a celebration.
Automated Texts I’ll Receive on My Deathbed
A Nebraskan tire center I used once on a road trip seven years ago: We’re feeling a little deflated today, and wheel miss you as a valued customer.
Anxiety Dreams Experienced by People with Healthy Childhoods
The high school cafeteria comes into surreal focus.... Excellent! Loved high school!
I Cut Out Food from My Diet, and I’ve Never Felt Better
Hot Foods in the Wintertime or Cold Foods in the Summertime: This one’s a real bummer.
Are You Engaging Your Core?
The average American couldn’t even locate their core, even if it was part of their own body, which it most definitely is.
The Ways People Can Get Started with Online Slots
A clear, beginner-friendly breakdown of how online slots work, what features matter, and how to play thoughtfully without getting overwhelmed.
I’m Your Radiologist Tech and I’m Not Telling You Shit
I’ll immediately learn invaluable and often extremely time sensitive information about your health. Will I tell you? Hahaha. No.
Thank You for Calling 911
If you are calling from inside a vehicle sinking into a body of water, press 9, and a transcript of your final words will be faxed to an address you provide.
Download Our App for Your New Gallbladder
You may have noticed your belly button is blinking blue.
Is There a Doctor on Board? We’d Settle for a Competent Lifeguard
Nurses in training? Maybe you’re a few credits short of your degree?... Okay, still not seeing any hands.