Happy Belated Halloween everyone! I would've wished you Happy Halloween when it happened, but I just simply didn't have a blog then. Oops!
Speaking of holidays, why do people say Happy Turkey Day? The turkey is not happy. It's dead. You people make me sick. Or maybe that's the tryptophan. Trippin' on tryptophan.
Here's a fresh plate of comedy with gravy. If you're like me, you cry after every family get-together, so maybe this will wipe the tears away. That and your dirty napkin.
Since tomorrow is Black Friday shopping day where lines extend outside of stores before you're even done drinking the night before, Pick-Up Lines is a pun in and of itself. Phew, one less joke.