"You know, I overheard you talking to that guy in the collar shirt the other day, and you told him that you can't always just jam it in there and hammer away, that you need to treat it like you love it and only get rough if it gets rough with you, that it was the only way you could get it to connect. I'm well aware that you were talking about how to put the sweeper back together, but it made me realize, I don't cater to my wife enough in bed. Thanks to you, we made love again like we were back in our 20's."
"Alright… uh… your movies are due back tomorrow before midnight. Have a nice night, sir."
Seriously, I'm glad that guy banged his wife proper or whatever, I just wish he would not have shared it with me.