There are a lot of people out there who type the phrase “there are a lot of people out there” and dammit, I'm one of them.
Writing comedy is a lot like making jokes.
Figuring out what makes other people laugh is harder than figuring out women, but women are mainly to blame for that.
Sometimes, I wish just some of our time, could be the sum of all time, just for a little while.
Making no sense is how I find the truth.
The images on television aren't as real as your shirt. Yet they are more expensive.
Dreaming is knowing that though you're sleeping, you should never be asleep.
There are a lot of people out there who woke up today and saw the answers in their own eyes.
They were surprised.
Writing comedy is a lot like catching the crinkles on the laughing faces of beautiful women and putting them on display for all to see.
It ain't easy. But it's worth it.