As most of you should assume from the fact I'm very intelligent…I'm a diehard liberal. So, when I came to find that evil Republican bitch Katherine Harris had a facebook profile, I decided to have a bit of fun with the Republicans.

A girl named Kowalski, particular.

Kowalski, apparently, is a Greyhound girl. Look at that nose, feel the heat from her loins, you know they're both pure bread. Anyways, Kowalski obviously feels that Harris should be in the Senate. I disagree…vehemently.


Then, I gave ol' Katharine a pokey poke.

Right between them titties, boy! oHHHHHHHHH

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