ATTENTION, PEDOPHILES:  I WILL BANG YOU!

DISCLAIMER:  I WILL ONLY BANG WOMEN.

 If you haven't been paying attention to the news, there has been an outbreak of student/tecaher sex scandels in the Tampa Bay, FL area.  Female teachers have been banging 17 and 18 year old students. 

 I know that Nate is "here to help" but I figured I could step in on this one.  In the future, if there are any attractive female school teachers who are looking to get laid, feel free to contact me via email.  There is no reason to lose your job over this, I'm available, baby.

Thank You for your time.

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