First of all, I haven't posted a blog in a while. Do you know why I haven't posted? It's because I've been being totally fucking awesome lately. I've been drinking heavily and hanging out with people, for the first time in my life.
I have a confession to make.
I want to bang Ice. Yea, it's the chick who was on American Gladiators back in the 1990's. Here is her picture.
I don't know why, I just know that when I used to watch the show in the 90's I used to kinda wish she'd show up at my door so I could challenge her to a game of Powerball and a hot shower afterwards. Whatever, you can say it's weird, I don't even care. Her real name is Lori Fetrick.
If you see Lori, tell her that there was no need to file that restraining order, it's not like she can't handle herself. AND, I WAS 100 ft away when I took those pictures, so that lawsuit isn't going to even make it to a jury.