Suggestions from the Suggestion Box at My Teppanyaki Restaurant Where I Make All the Food with My Bare Hands
Posting signage around the restaurant that says, “We Pinky Promise We Washed Our Hands Before Returning To Work,” is not comforting.
I breakdance without the piece of cardboard on the ground & I've got 8 bloody adidas tracksuits to prove it. All in hopes to save the family farm from them slick city bankers.
Posting signage around the restaurant that says, “We Pinky Promise We Washed Our Hands Before Returning To Work,” is not comforting.
I’ll go put the power washer back in the garage. No more power washing today.
LISTEN BRO. JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO ME WHEN YOU’RE FEELING THIS WAY BRO.
Q. Should I worry about the fact that people keep disappearing after using the elevator? A. I wouldn't.
The dads effectively hit everything except the ball causing a lot of property damage while the factory workers could not settle on a bat.
Tonight is definitely the most important celestial event of the century. Not months ago on April 8th and 9th. Nope. It’s tonight. November 27th, 1986.
Dust Jiffy Lube Employees Who “Fill Up” Your Wiper Fluid With An Empty Bottle And Charge You $15 Extra Without Asking If You Even Wanted It
It smells a little sweaty but it’s cheaper to rent and deal with mysterious odors than buy your own at full price.
Dining Room Swear Jar: $1 Dark Corner Of The Attic Swear Jar: $57 Home Office Swear Jar: $0
Both times people were upset about it. / Both assassins used firearms as a method of assassinating. / Thus, both assassinations were really loud.
An excerpt from Section 38.28.1 of the Limo Driver's Handbook about how to deal with a bachelorette that turns into a jewel heist.
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