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Shaving your pubic hair is just wrong! It's unnatural, weird, and quite emasculating. Wait, did somebody say deep throat? *Buzzzzzzz*
His only job is to please college girls. Specifically all the ones on your dorm floor. But does he really deserve the tainted rep?
MP3 management, liquor mixology, gender ratios? Hey, throwing a good party isn't easy. Now there's a course of study to make you a pro.
We’re wasting money we don’t have, time we don’t have, and our kids are turning into homos. It's time to get real and put America on dubs.
The craziness continues at The Leaning Tower of 18th A (aka The Neapolitan House). Rats, peanut butter boobs, and beer & flouring.
Homeless people and dripping ceilings plague a house where Roman Candle Wars and setting fire to couches is the norm.
At the rate the world is generating spin, we will soon travel in time to that perfect future in which nobody is not telling untruths.
Online poker is better than sex. Whether you're on top, coming from behind, or all-in, you're in for the ride of your life.
When you wake up feeling like there's a wolverine in your stomach, it turns out an enema is your only friend. Beware the oil spill.
As a pre-frosh, the only thing worse than enduring the robotic campus tour is hearing your mom pose the first dumbass question to the group.
What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.
You weaseled your way up to pop culture icon status for little more than your roundhouse kick, but now we've found your replacements Chuck.