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What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.
You weaseled your way up to pop culture icon status for little more than your roundhouse kick, but now we've found your replacements Chuck.
The pot is bubbling with excitement over what sexual cards celebs are hiding up their sleeves. Lance Bass says he's all-in, what a Joker!
All those times you thought you were having fun, you were lying to yourself. Because, as this theory proves, fun is impossible to have.
Making money? Totally overrated. If you're looking for cheap summer alternatives, try boredom, eating napkins, and drinking your own piss!
Our first mini-series ever examines that same, beaten down, falling apart crackhouse that students continue to move into.
Here's how to make a move on a girl. Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.
Despite your best attempts, you will never accomplish this feat. Trust us, you WILL vomit the milk. Here's how and why.
Everything that can go wrong on IM, will go wrong. Therefore, you can always count on things like getting signed off and losing important IMs.
Nature's punishment for good times and over-consumption of alcohol is still one of the most unavoidable bodily consequences known to man.
For guys and girls, living with roommates of the same gender is a totally different experience. One is fought with fists, the other with slander.
It's a unique, homegrown attachment like no other: the local college convenient store that bucks every sound business trend known to man.