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The REAL robots are super-sleek job-killing bastards, designed by humans to slowly wage a war of attrition on the working class until nothing is left but hyper-rich human robot owners.
I cannot sum up Game of Thrones as anything other than, "A bunch of people, mostly assholes, who just stand around talking to each other while wearing fur."
There's a lot of cool new stuff in the world, but it still feels like the same place. And that's mainly because it's still populated with the same jackasses and idiots.
Things to look forward to after you stop drinking: eating crazy meals without vomiting, filming neighborhood pornography, and immunity to previously insulting comments.
I don't know how you met your significant other, or how you could just munch on Sarah Lee cookies all day, but if you found this link, your ex is telling you it's over.
If you do anything out of the norm in 2013, please make sure that you get into a close-quartered sword ?ght at high elevation in a hot air balloon.
Indigenous to the Bay State and surrounding areas, the Butts'n'Betsians are a subspecies of the widespread and more common whitetrashius americanus.
All about the vagina and its associated sexual functions, including pubic hair, intercourse, foreplay, orgasms, and birthing. Welcome to Jamie's Mecca of Vagina!
Let’s get something straight: getting old is awful. Just ask the countless women using skin care products or men harvesting the souls of children so that they can live forever.
For those of you who have never been to Asia, I will provide a brief description of what an Eastern-style toilet looks like, as well as how to use one.
No matter how important or powerful you are, everyone always ends up answering to someone. Superheroes are no exception, so I've taken it upon myself to judge them.
Dear Santa, how's the Mrs.? Have you given any thought to the arsenic? I promise it's painless. I promise I can make you feel young again.