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The creative process is cool but I need some serious money. I bet you crave the same. Digest my three-part prescriptive program for making millions.
There's a whole unexpected upside to backpacking that goes beyond palaces and beaches, and, in the end, may well be what you remember most about your trip.
Uber not only allows you to pay top dollar to be kidnapped by a serial rapist, but automatically includes a 20% gratuity for having your dignity stripped!
Okay, so you want to write for Thought Catalog. Great! Wanting to write is half the battle! Of course, not wanting to write is also half the battle, so don't get too excited.
No doubt Owl is one of the most interesting birds that exist in this universe. It is responsible not only for social media, but a boyfriend's enraged jealous face.
On this Veterans Day, I want to thank several veterans in particular who stood in defense of this nation, but who were often otherwise overlooked.
After the success of last month's Existential Sack Race, and the rising popularity of the Depression Dash, we've decided to add a new event to our roster.
Please check the appropriate box below, so that we, The United States Government, know why you chose to vote in the most recent election last Tuesday.
There are many ways to get arrested, but he real art happens once the handcuffs are on. Here are some last ditch efforts that may get you out of a tight bind.
After stumbling on his internet search, all I can picture is my dad fucking a horse. It's not something you can let slide, like forgetting to turn the AC off.
Language is organic and needs to grow, but mostly it's vaguely sexual. Here is a glimpse into some meaning-morphing that you will use in everyday speech and print.
The six most prevalent forms of conversation, or "talks," one encounters during the day to day, including small talk, crazy talk, office talk, and THE talk.