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While this medication may be swallowed, it may also be used as a suppository, although after ingestion, please immediately finish your living will.
Thugs, models, people dying from thirst, even God are all sipping on this classic drink. Grab a glass before it's too late!
BRAIN: People who enjoy dick and fart jokes have ADHD and make goldfish's memories seem photographic. Face it, no one remembers you.
Celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" with this Panini Gyro recipe set to the tune.
This bat-crap crazy, totes-negative aura around the election of 1800 was what made the whole Marbury v. Madison Supreme Court shiz-nit really hit the fiz-zan.
Now that Scott Baio is 56, it's time to start making the Playboy mansion safer and more enjoyable for aging dirty old men.
"My head is too big to fit into women's frames," I told the eyecare associate. "But it’s still not big enough to break the glass ceiling."
New York City played a significant role in the Civil War. The Underground Railroad, AKA the NYC Subway System, had many stops in the city.
"Thank you for your piece on the return of cats to our city. The problem of stray and homeless pets plagues communities across our nation."
After my 3-day, 2-night stay in "The City By the Lights," I've compiled the ultimate Insider's Guide that will have you cheering "oui oui!" just like a local!
Screams from oven heard: "I can still feel my toes! Turn it up to 900, you bitch! Come, sweet release of hellfire!"
I'm not saying that these steps will permanently get rid of YOUR own live-in activist, but for the good of America, shouldn't you at least try?