- “Vodkas Soda”
- “Yogas Pant”
- “Saltwaters Pool”
- “Rodeos Clown”
- “Bottlenoses Dolphin”
- “Cheerleadings Captain”
- “Brains Tumor”
- “Porterhouses Steak”
- “Whites Wines Spritzer”
- “Businesss School”
More Humor
Maybe This Ransom Note Is Just What I Needed
Until you are told you otherwise, you are only allowed to use cannabis on weekends.
Cave Notices
ATTN: DYNAMITE FOUND IN CAVE. COME GET YOURSELF A CRATE.
Rejected Monopoly Chance Cards from When I Was Going through a Ska Phase
Go back three spaces; you left your ID at the venue. / You inherit $130 worth of vinyl records.