Best wishes: You are a cold-blooded sadomasochist who is fully aware that by vocalizing one's wishes, they will never come true.
Donovan has battled mental health diagnoses and is in recovery from a heinous drug addiction, successfully fulfilling the mandatory prerequisites to becoming a comedian.
Camouflage is great because it hides the people I already want to avoid.
There’s a lot of nepotism in the Zamboni driving industry.
Thank you, low-sodium hot dogs, for accommodating the health-conscious people who buy tubed meat.
Nobody ever talks about defunding the fashion police or abolishing finger guns.