Am I Heterosexual?

Voyeur IM >> 7-29-04

BobRooni: im gonna give you a new PIC for my PIC on PIC
courtjester5000: oooo!
courtjester5000: spiffy
BobRooni wants to send file amir.jpg .

courtjester5000 received C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\Desktop\amir.jpg .
BobRooni: thats me 70 seconds ago
courtjester5000: asdfash
courtjester5000: oh thats a good one
courtjester5000: very newsish
courtjester5000: FAKE newsish
BobRooni: im walter brinkley
BobRooni: thatll be my pseudonym
courtjester5000: as;ldkfaewgasg
BobRooni: ukbabi6907 (7/28/2004 10:15:46 AM): bigdog6585 (Tue 07/27/04 09:23:39 PM): if u r not gay, send this to everyone on your list. i better get this back...ps.i had to send this cause im not gay
courtjester5000: ahahahah
courtjester5000: i got that too
courtjester5000: earlier
BobRooni: from me
BobRooni: cuz im not gay
courtjester5000: as;lfkajsdf
BobRooni: seriously though im not
courtjester5000: i love the PS
courtjester5000: I HAD TO DO IT
courtjester5000: SO YOU HAVE TO TOO
BobRooni: but cmon acknowledge the fact that im not gay
BobRooni: now.
BobRooni: please
courtjester5000: DONT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE TH EIDIOT
courtjester5000: so i was going through my buddy list earlier
courtjester5000: and i found an old gf's MOM'S sn
courtjester5000: how funny is that shit
courtjester5000 : i had it cuz she played tennis or something
BobRooni: lol
BobRooni: send her that gay one
courtjester5000: as;rligajwer;lkgjasdg
courtjester5000: "hey, maybe you remember me, i banged your daughter, anyway, i was wondering if you wanna hit sometime?"
courtjester5000: as;dilgkaje;wrilgkja;serklbjadsf
BobRooni: wanna rally?
courtjester5000: stroke balls?
BobRooni : oh shit news jay gay
courtjester5000: yeah
BobRooni: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/fc?d=tmpl&cf=fc&in=entertainment&ca t=michael_moore
BobRooni : should i use that article?
courtjester5000: ya, good article
courtjester5000: i just read it like 20 min ago
courtjester5000: so it made the blind cut
BobRooni: i saw that shit live
BobRooni: oawkwkwkwkwkwarrdd
courtjester5000: DAYUMMM
courtjester5000: i looked at the time
courtjester5000: to see if i could catch it
courtjester5000: why dont they fucking put that article out earlier
courtjester5000: jesus
BobRooni: sorry
courtjester5000: "The two took shots at each other - passionately but not rudely - for 12 minutes on The O'Reilly Factor."
courtjester5000: i predict you'll have a good joke for that
BobRooni: predict this faggot
BobRooni: *deletes that paragraph*
courtjester5000: eiporgasa
courtjester5000: thats a word
BobRooni: thats the capital of nicaragua
courtjester5000: right
courtjester5000: just fact checking here
BobRooni: i actually knew a girl from eiporgasa
BobRooni: had a nice eporg assa
courtjester5000: she was ripe with strife
BobRooni: ---Ah yes, a hot passionate 12-minute face off where two sides take cumshots at eachother... sounds like a porno to me! (I know i added the word 'cum' before shots, but work with me assholes.)
BobRooni: looks like youre PREDICTINO was WRONG!
BobRooni: HA HA HAH AHA
courtjester5000: you got me
courtjester5000: that WAS a bad joke
BobRooni: SUCUKKK... wait
BobRooni: At one point O'Reilly accused Moore, director of the anti-Bush film Fahrenheit 9/11, of being Saddam Hussein (news - web sites)'s "biggest defender in the media."
--- Michael Moore is the biggest EVERYTHING in the media.

"That's insulting," Moore said.
--- As he shoved a cream pie under his bearded chin fat.

courtjester5000: O'Reilly repeatedly pressed Moore to apologize to the president for saying Bush lied to the nation about whether there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq (news - web sites) before American troops entered that country.

--- When O'Reilly didn't respond to pressing, Moore went back to the passionate--but not rude--gentle stroking that seemed to work so well earlier. O'Reilly came almost immediately.

BobRooni: O'Reilly repeatedly pressed Moore to apologize to the president for saying Bush lied to the nation about whether there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq before American troops entered that country.

--- O'Reilly then repeatedly pressed Moore against a throw pillow urging him to apologize for his anal cavity not providing enough pressure for O'Reilly's throbbing cock to excrete.

courtjester5000: as;dligkaj;werklgjasdg
BobRooni: alfdjladfjalj ours are similar
courtjester5000: so good
courtjester5000: which is better
BobRooni: mine.
courtjester5000: *mine8
BobRooni: gnite
courtjester5000: damnit
courtjester5000: fucking stars held me back
BobRooni: mine8INDEED
BobRooni: lemme merge the two
courtjester5000: k
BobRooni: O'Reilly repeatedly pressed Moore to apologize to the president for saying Bush lied to the nation about whether there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq before American troops entered that country.

--- When O'Reilly didn't respond to pressing, Moore went back to the passionate--but not rude--gentle stroking that seemed to work so well earlier urging him to apologize for his anal cavity not providing enough pressure for O'Reilly's throbbing cock to excrete.

courtjester5000: excellent
BobRooni: (jizm that is)
BobRooni: (white gold)
BobRooni: (texas tea)
BobRooni: "Actually it's President Bush that needs to apologize to the nation," Moore said.

--- I'm sorry where were we, I'm still a little hot and bothered from the last paragraph.

courtjester5000: "I would sacrifice myself," O'Reilly said.

--- "Wait, were you still talking about Iraq, or the White Male Gods?"

BobRooni: "I would sacrifice myself," O'Reilly said.

--- As he unseathed his sword and drew it towards his abdoman. "NO WAIT!" Moore cried, "I was totally kidding! Stop!"

courtjester5000: as;lefkaj;sdkfja
courtjester5000: k, you got me there
BobRooni: "No," Moore said, his voice softening. "I want you to live. I want you to live."

--- Moore then leaned in, closing his eyes and puckering his lips. Inches away from O'reilly's head he instantly regained consciousness and seemed bewildered to say the least.

BobRooni: why are all jokes about homsexuality
courtjester5000: i dunno thats all you.
BobRooni: lol
BobRooni: *trying to say something here*
BobRooni: Moore, who had appeared on The O'Reilly Factor twice before, and the host have been sparring from afar for months. O'Reilly had accused Moore of "ducking me" by refusing to appear on the show after the host started to hammer Fahrenheit 9/11.

--- According the urban dictionary "ducking" also means shitting on ones chest and rubbing it all around like a vicks vapo rub. See Also: Cleaveland Steamer, See Also: Turkish Jacuzzi Suit.

courtjester5000: Moore said he wouldn't appear until O'Reilly saw the whole film. O'Reilly left a preview of the movie halfway through. He said the movie started late and he had to get to another commitment.

--- Unfortunately, O'Reilly still missed the previews for Shrek 2, causing him to have to cancel his show with Mike Myers. According to his wife, O'Reilly has "never been very good at finishing."

BobRooni: ahhahaha
BobRooni: ill use that
BobRooni:
--- Unfortunately, O'Reilly still missed the previews for Shrek 2, causing him to have to cancel his show with Mike Myers. According to his wife, O'Reilly has "never been very good at finishing... shrek 2"
courtjester5000: a;sdlfkjasdf
courtjester5000: nice touch
BobRooni: (note: Shrek 2 means to come)
courtjester5000: as;dlajksdga
courtjester5000: too much
BobRooni: (note: Come means to cum)
courtjester5000: ahaha
courtjester5000: they said cum on the radio
BobRooni: to repeat, just ad nauseum
courtjester5000: on the black station here
BobRooni: do you get stern over there?
courtjester5000: i couldnt believe it
courtjester5000: this black girl was describing how she needs to be pleased to the dj
BobRooni: lol
courtjester5000: she's like, "i need foreplay before i can cum. and then i can get my man to cum too"
BobRooni: FCC wont let them be
courtjester5000: the deejay was like, "word"
BobRooni: O'Reilly said Tuesday that he saw the movie soon after it arrived in theatres last month.

--- He said it wasn't as good as "Saving Private Ryan" to which Moore Replied "Ouch baby, thats a low blow."

BobRooni: hahahah
BobRooni: word
courtjester5000: O'Reilly said Tuesday that he saw the movie soon after it arrived in theatres last month.

--- He said it wasn't as good as "Saving Private Ryan" to which Moore Replied "Well if it wasnt' for President Bush, maybe Private Ryan would've been at home eating chips and dip and ice cream by himself like the rest of us."

courtjester5000: a;slgdkja;serklgjasg
BobRooni: ahhahaha
BobRooni: kay
courtjester5000: damn, i got 2.5 paras in
BobRooni: *not actually using this article*
courtjester5000: as;dlfkjasdgaegawg
BobRooni: how cool would it be to get the guy who owns bernies.com and ask him for th eemail address weekend@bernies.com
courtjester5000: a;sgklja;elrifbajd;slkb
courtjester5000: god your a goon
BobRooni: im doing it
BobRooni: breakfast@wimbledon.com
courtjester5000: STOP !!!
BobRooni: To Whom it may concern.

I'm contacting you in search of a small favor. I am very interested in having the email address weekend@bernies.com because it is one of my favorite movies. Since you guys own the domain bernies.com it is entirely up to you to decide whether or not to allow me such a privilege. All it would take is a few minutes of work on your end in order to hook me up with such an account and I would be set for life. I'm a very light email user and you guys can feel free to cap me at a very low level of data usage (5 or so mb). If you are a little nervous I would even take an email forwarding account. Most hosts offer a large amount of email accounts and email forwarding accounts, so I hope you can find it in your heart to grant me this wish. Please let me know what your decision is either way.

I look forward to your response,
Amir Blumenfeld.
UC Berkeley

courtjester5000: wow
courtjester5000: you're serious
BobRooni: dead
BobRooni: serious
courtjester5000: thats fucking hilarious
BobRooni: way to switch my pic on pic
BobRooni: asswipe
courtjester5000: patience asshopper
BobRooni: aksjflkjasfoijasdfjsl
BobRooni: my friend moved into a new house
BobRooni: and its randomly the largest thing ive seen ever
courtjester5000: congratufuckinglations
BobRooni: my one complaint: the elevator was a bit slow
courtjester5000: welcome to debtworld
BobRooni: why are you ruining this for me
BobRooni: Why No AIM: i'm applying to illinois state university
Why No AIM: the place where i ran through classrooms
BobRooni: you told me you applied already
Why No AIM: *awkward silence on my end*
BobRooni: BobRooni: *just the sounds of penis on hand chaffingo n my end*
Why No AIM: *the sound of vomiting*
Why No AIM: *on your end*
Why No AIM: *sound of laughing on my end*
BobRooni : *the sound of one hand clapping*
BobRooni:
courtjester5000: a;sdliajksegasdg
BobRooni: Why No AIM: *sound of the realization that audio is not transferred via aim*
BobRooni: *hills become alive*
BobRooni: *the sound of music*

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