Retro Voyeur IM #2: Creation of Voyeur IM

Voyeur IM >> 4-7-05

Retro Voyeur #2 - Circa 9-25-03

The second in the slow unearthing of old chat files. This convo takes place on the eve of the first Voyeur IM ever to be posted. Thus, you are now reading a "Behind the Scenes of Voyeur IM" Voyeur IM. If you were simultaneously reading the previous sentence and looking into a mirror within a mirror, you probably just imploded. I will get the janitor in to clean up your remains.

Now, let's travel back in time together! *Crazy time machine noises*

BobRooni: did you really go to a psychotherapist
courtjester5000: omg
courtjester5000: WHAT, YOU READ MY AWAY MESSAGE?? YOU DIRTY VOYEUR!!!
courtjester5000: *posts our convo from eystdary*
courtjester5000: one day i want to go crazy and just write a big fucking crazy message instead of the points in case logo on the front page
courtjester5000: I"LL DO IT MAN!!
courtjester5000: I SWEAR!!
courtjester5000: so i cant decide
courtjester5000: what to go with
courtjester5000: Voyeur IM
courtjester5000: or
courtjester5000: Reality IM
courtjester5000: Voyeur sounds sneaky and sexual
courtjester5000: Reality sounds trendy, but faddish
courtjester5000: thoughts?
BobRooni : do reality
BobRooni: sounds ilke reality tv
BobRooni: and vouyer sounds like i pissed on you
BobRooni: and include that explanation in the subtext under the title, people will eat it up
BobRooni: and include that line too
BobRooni: (but not this one)
BobRooni: (include that one.)
BobRooni: k brb spaghetti
BobRooni: is it gonna be daily?
BobRooni: or once in a while
courtjester5000: hopefully whenever
courtjester5000: yeah, umm
courtjester5000: i dont wanna put this pressure on our comedic relationshiop
BobRooni: :-*
courtjester5000: d00d
courtjester5000: i had the weirdest convo
courtjester5000: with a 17 yo
courtjester5000: she wanted my picture so she could "jack off"
courtjester5000: a;seitgha;weiklg
courtjester5000: i told her that sounds like something a guy would say
BobRooni: lol
courtjester5000: to use "masturbate vigorously"
BobRooni: tell her to see BF on oct 11
courtjester5000: so she found my picture and whacked off
courtjester5000: i asked her why she didnt just searhc for porn
courtjester5000: she wanted a "real guy for free" and i said, "but you didnt even know what i looked like" and she said:
courtjester5000: BUT FUNNY GUYS ARE ALWAYS HOT
courtjester5000: aw;lkgha;lwk
BobRooni : *looks at woody allen*
BobRooni : tell me if this is in white or black for yoU:
BobRooni: ;fdjkahbfdlksafda
courtjester5000: gray
courtjester5000: was that a trick question
BobRooni : no
BobRooni: thats how some guy started a conversation wtih me
BobRooni: then he said:
BobRooni: holy goate ddude, i am sua fucing drunkaea!1
BobRooni : aeoawh i hit on this girl and she ditnalse like it5 talwa
BobRooni: ff;alkd dueeyouwedueeasedde
BobRooni: indeed.
courtjester5000: wow.
BobRooni : guide to drunken im talking indeed
courtjester5000: yes.
courtjester5000: one is needed.
courtjester5000: ever seen "stranger than paradise"?
BobRooni : no
courtjester5000: thats' tonites movie
courtjester5000: 1984 black comedy
courtjester5000: rave reviews
BobRooni : sheesh it s..
BobRooni: its..
BobRooni: its getting late
courtjester5000: you're such a racist
BobRooni: let it be known im blac
BobRooni: k, finishing homework
courtjester5000: w;i4htg;alwi4tyalkw4jyhg;alskjv
courtjester5000: HOMEOWKR!!!!
BobRooni : blanc is white in french
BobRooni : tink about that
courtjester5000: k
courtjester5000: cooking
BobRooni : now THINK about it
BobRooni: oh
BobRooni: did yo ureally go to a psychiatrist?
courtjester5000: NO
courtjester5000: SHUTUP
BobRooni : faget.
courtjester5000: ABOUT MY APPTMT
courtjester5000: i mean...
courtjester5000: my NOT...
courtjester5000: apptmt.
BobRooni : my not impersonation about the guy who invented hotcakes
BobRooni: KAY BRB
courtjester5000: brb my ass
courtjester5000: thats not how hw works
courtjester5000: (weird sentence)
BobRooni : Okay girls, let's get down to site business shall we? *Goes down on you* We've been very busy improving the site, so here's the "low-down" or the "skinny" if you will (god where do you draw the line in clever).  (Clev|er.)
BobRooni : did i write that or you
BobRooni: i cant tell
BobRooni: i dont know if youre completely becoming like me or whether or not we've evolved into the same human
BobRooni: (hu|man)
courtjester5000: aw;elikrgh;alskjgb

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