U.S. Racial and Ethnic Stereotypes

Voyeur IM >> 4-28-04

courtjester5000: how many times have you been to florida
BobRooni: 0
courtjester5000: liar
courtjester5000: thats just ignorant
BobRooni : ignant
courtjester5000: thats
BobRooni : why go to florida
BobRooni: when you live in cali
BobRooni: the florida of the west
courtjester5000: right, but
courtjester5000: how many times have you been east of the mason-dixon line
BobRooni: ljasdfiojasdofijasdf
courtjester5000: a;eilgwa;4liegasfb
courtjester5000: ok fine
BobRooni : the kansas nebraska act
courtjester5000: how many times have you been to the heart of dixie
BobRooni: alfhjoasdifjoasidfjiasodf
courtjester5000: (thats on my license plate)
BobRooni: ajodfijasdojidfjosdf
BobRooni : ole suzanna IN DEEEEED!
courtjester5000: aw;e4oituaw4ery234y
courtjester5000: (thats in small print below heart of dixie)
courtjester5000: we used to have a token black guy in our group of friends in hs
courtjester5000: we called him "the black guy"
BobRooni : *whistles.... something*
BobRooni : we didnt
BobRooni: i went to ajewish highschool
courtjester5000: his name was baron and he dated and eventually married a white girl
courtjester5000: god rest his soul
courtjester5000: (he was lynched)
BobRooni : aldfjiasdfjsd
courtjester5000: ase;ilt4awgsdfb
courtjester5000: were there any non-jews at your hs?
BobRooni : nnnnnnope
courtjester5000: shutup
BobRooni : it was a private jewish high school
BobRooni : you must be THIS smart to get in
BobRooni : *three black people at the door pushing when they should be pulling*
courtjester5000: aweptil4aw3jszgcv
BobRooni: god bless their athletic little hearts
courtjester5000: we had one jew at our hs
courtjester5000: his name was bj
courtjester5000: fittingly enough
BobRooni : cuz we used to make him sluck our deekx
courtjester5000: actually he was half-jew
courtjester5000: bj smith
courtjester5000: totally NOT a jew
courtjester5000: but was.
courtjester5000: do you have to marry a jew?
BobRooni : pretty much
courtjester5000: is our conversation blending with your paper?
BobRooni: no my paper is about comedy
courtjester5000: oh right, i dont touch that stuff.
courtjester5000: i think states should bid on placement every year
courtjester5000: mix things up a bit
BobRooni : lol
courtjester5000: of course we'd probably be in the same place cause we're poor as hell
courtjester5000: al;skjertasfbasfb
BobRooni : youd move to mississippi
courtjester5000: shit thats right
courtjester5000: cuz at least MS has gambling to keep them afloat
courtjester5000: our church coffers could rival them, but we'd lose in a close race
courtjester5000: mainly because mississippi offers shuttles from alabama to their casinos so people cheat on the church and give to the dealer
BobRooni: i thought vegas and jersey were the only states with gambling
courtjester5000: no way
courtjester5000: even we can bet on things like dog races in birmingham
BobRooni: asdfhjoaisdjfoiasjdfi
BobRooni : the hounds!?
courtjester5000: the fucking hounds
courtjester5000: of baskerville
BobRooni : my god how am i living in the same country as people who bet on hounds
courtjester5000: hahah
courtjester5000: i went once when i turned 19
courtjester5000: theres all kinds of complicated factors like , how much does the dog weigh compared to track conditions
courtjester5000: i.e. how good can he dig in
BobRooni : my deuce
courtjester5000: its ridiculous
courtjester5000: there's like programs for baseball games
courtjester5000: except it tells all about each dogs bloodline, previous races, etc
courtjester5000: did you know the movie ratings are diff in england?
courtjester5000: 12, 15, 18
courtjester5000: imagine that
BobRooni : id rather not
courtjester5000: then just turn away
BobRooni: *pointsincase.co.uk uses different rating system for name screener*

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