Online Relationship Differences

Voyeur IM >> 12-2-05

courtjester5000: hey whats that literary term called for an exaggerated phrase
Werewolf Mikey: hyperbole?
courtjester5000: like, a taste of your own medicine
Werewolf Mikey: what?
courtjester5000: like, you didnt actually taste medicine
Werewolf Mikey: oh
courtjester5000: stuff foreigners always mess up
courtjester5000: what is it called
courtjester5000: hyperbole?
Werewolf Mikey: sayings like that are called
Werewolf Mikey: damn I forget
courtjester5000: AHHHHH
courtjester5000: NO YOU DONT FORGET
courtjester5000: I WANT TO BREAK UP
Werewolf Mikey: not anecdotes
courtjester5000: THIS LITERARY TERM WITHHOLDING HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH
Werewolf Mikey: we haven't reached the climax yet
courtjester5000: you never give me literary terms anymore
courtjester5000: and i cant take it anymore
Werewolf Mikey: It's like we're miles apart
courtjester5000: all this long-distance typing is taking its toll on us
Werewolf Mikey: we are as distant as the earth to pluto
courtjester5000: which, surprisingly is farther than ur anus
Werewolf Mikey: all you want is ass
Werewolf Mikey: umptions
courtjester5000: all we do is fight
courtjester5000: the feelings
courtjester5000: between sentences
Werewolf Mikey: read into the connotation
courtjester5000: i want totally literary abandon
Werewolf Mikey: there you go being all syllogism when i'm trying to be serious
courtjester5000: dont twist my words around into sentences
Werewolf Mikey: you are all dialogue and no action
courtjester5000: well you're all type and no cyber
Werewolf Mikey: and don't think I don't know about that little bit of exposition you had with that clueless floozie
courtjester5000: that was a short story, get over it
Werewolf Mikey: i'm beginning to think i'm not your type
courtjester5000: i know your type
Werewolf Mikey: that this is all just a font
courtjester5000: oh whatever
courtjester5000: stop fontin'
Werewolf Mikey: to get into my inner monologue
courtjester5000: there you go
courtjester5000: its all about you
courtjester5000: i try to open up a dialogue and all you do is think about yourself
Werewolf Mikey: i'm an open book
Werewolf Mikey: i go wherever the wind blows me
Werewolf Mikey: and frankly, it's been a while since you've nestled down into my pages
courtjester5000: you just put me to sleep
Werewolf Mikey: run your fingers up my spine
courtjester5000: steal your jacket when its cold
courtjester5000: we've had this argument before
courtjester5000: can't we turn the page

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