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Frank: Are girls turned on by handbrake turns?
Linnea: It can't just be any car. For me, it has to be a Mini Cooper.
Frank: So if some random guy does a handbrake turn in a Mini Cooper, gets out, walks up to you and says, "Yo, get in the back, let's fuck" would you?
Linnea: There wouldn't be enough space but I'd be pretty impressed.
Frank: What if Matt Ryan did a handbrake turn, got out and said, "Yo, get in the back, let's fuck"?
Linnea: Then that would totally make my day.
-On the vehicular dynamics of female impressionism
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Star Trek Sexy
Courtney: I just saw Star Trek!
Cindy: Wasn't it full of sexy?
Courtney: So much sexy.
Cindy: Sexy warp speed.
Courtney: Beam me up, sexy.
Cindy: Sexy spaceships.
Courtney: Live sexy and prosper.
-On Sexy Trek
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