Retaliation for Getting Jumped

Mark: Dude I'm gonna go back there and beat those bitches asses for jumping me.
Joe: Why dude? Why?
Mark: Self-satisfaction, bro.
Joe: Yeah I achieve that jerkin' it in the shower, not gettin' my ass beat twice.
-On the trouble with the male ego

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