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-David, in a room with three girls and one other guy... classy
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About Frank
Hometown
Vancouver
At a Glance
I enjoy heavy metal, playing/watching sports (football, the other football, basketball, hockey), and videogames. I'm also Asian but pretty nicely white washed even though I still speak fluent Chinese and know the origins of most of the important holidays.
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Frank: Yeah, the doctor said there wasn't anything huge wrong with me. He just advised me to not drink as much next time.
Lucas: Were you like, "No worries dude, I'm Frank the Tank?"
Frank: No, I know when to learn my lessons. When you puke blood at 4am and your roommate and dormmate drags you to the ER, it's time to learn your lesson.
-On what to forget next weekend
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