Frank the Tank Doctor Visit
Frank: Yeah, the doctor said there wasn't anything huge wrong with me. He just advised me to not drink as much next time.
Lucas: Were you like, "No worries dude, I'm Frank the Tank?"
Frank: No, I know when to learn my lessons. When you puke blood at 4am and your roommate and dormmate drags you to the ER, it's time to learn your lesson.
-On what to forget next weekend
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