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Party Staff: Hey! You guys leave the same way you came in!
Rob: We are!
-While jumping a fence at a campus party
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About Frank
Hometown
Vancouver
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I enjoy heavy metal, playing/watching sports (football, the other football, basketball, hockey), and videogames. I'm also Asian but pretty nicely white washed even though I still speak fluent Chinese and know the origins of most of the important holidays.
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Beer Pong and All That Junk
Frank: I'm sorry, I don't think we've met before.
Ada: Oh we have. At beer pong a few weeks ago. You whipped out your junk all over the table.
Frank: Oh, shit. I was really drunk.
Ada: Yeah, I know.
-On everyday re-introductions
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