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"A holiday is an occasion where everyone you have ever known and loved ridicules you for being a failure, you occasionally cry uncontrollably, and sometimes those who ridicule eat your food, justified by the fact that you are STILL a failure."
-Henri, on no room for celebration
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Acid-Induced Inventions
Eric: Let's invent something.
Henri: Okay.... (5 minutes later) Corn-row pants: the pants are cut all the way up to the waist band then braided with beads, corn-rowed.
Eric: That is... uh.... AWESOME!
Henri: Hey on a clearer note, you know when God said, "And let there be light?"
Eric: Yeah...
Henri: He was talking about a joint, as only a mind that was high could imagine the first duckbill platypus.
Eric: You are on a roll today.
-On the helpfulness of acid
