The Facebook of Sex

Sexbook is here to help you learn what your girl likes about sex.

As I searched for church groups on the Internet, I accidentally found myself at an adult pornographic website. Along the top and side of the page I saw ads for "Sex Facebook" and "Facebook of Sex." So I thought, "What a horribly awesome idea!"

Facebook of Sex banner ad

If Sexbook actually existed, I don't know if I'd join or not. I've already been sexually taken advantage of by plenty of the women who are my regular Facebook friends. I thought it would be funny to count all my friends that I've seen naked, then I remembered I had a streaking streak in university, and I've seen a lot of my dude friends naked.

Does she shave or at least trim? Is she one of those "I fuck with my bra on" girls?I mean, I know most girls I enjoy orgasms with aren't virgins. And I know many of my friends have inadvertently banged the same chicks. Hell, one of my old bosses and I just found out we hooked up with three of the same girls—and none of them were particularly loose in the morals department. Okay, two of them were very loose, and the other one was our other friend's girlfriend. But what-fucking-ever.

Back to Sexbook.

Signup for the Facebook of SexIf I did join, I'd be a lot more interested in checking out people's photos and videos. If they were hot chicks I'd consider joining their groups—and by groups I mean hot girl + hot girl + hot girl + kc orgies. Plus, status updates would be crucial, because then you would figure out how many STDs that blonde chick I nicknamed "Platinum Pro" had.

I mean, who doesn't already check the Facebook (or MySpace if you're an old geezer) page of your new girlfriend, boyfriend, fuck buddy or—most importantly—the girl you want to be your new fuck buddy?

You find out some important information. The minute I see some Michael Moore or Bill O'Reilly quotes on a girl's page, I know they're mostly retarded, and reserve them for nights I want to get drunk, not think, and still get laid. Because stupid girls generally have more sex than smart girls.

Also, when you check out your mate's page, you can prepare yourself for disasters—such as movie time. When I know the ins and outs of my beau, and she says, "Let's rent a video," and I end up gritting my teeth in Blockbuster and she says, "Let's look for princess movies," I always know to say, "You've already seen the stupid-ass Disney movies. Let's find 'Hip Hop Ninjas Kill Werewolves in Party Town.'" And then I win, because I have all the black ops intel from Facebook.

Sexbook website screenshotNow, with the Facebook of Sex, you could figure out your sexual partner's favorite positions. Not that I really care, because I like all of them except for the complicated shit. Does she hate giving blowjobs? How many painful breakups could have been prevented if you knew that before you started macking on some uppity skank?

As I've sort of stated, I don't really give a shit about a girl's sexual history. As long as she hasn't worked as an "athletic trainer" for the Dallas Cowboys or something, I just don't want to know. But I do want to know if she's a talker. I don't care if she tells her friends about our sexy times (there's the dirty talking girls, who say, "Oh my God you fuck me so fucking awesomely"), but there are a lot of girls who just can't fucking shut up, even when you're fucking them. Guys, you know what I'm talking about. You're pumping away and instead of hearing your friends congratulating you in the background, your auditory system is overloaded with, "And then Becky said to Steph, 'But I wanted to buy the soooo-cute yellow ducky shirt.' Oh, can you spank my ass a few times. Do you like my hair like this, or should I stick it up. Speaking of stick up, can you stuff a finger or two in my butthole? I like that. I also like chocolate. Just kidding. I love chocolate. I love it almost as much as I like sex. I like sex, but chocolate is just so...chocolatey!"

You could also check on somebody's Sexbook wall. What type of messages are up there? She could be writing on people's walls, "That's the most anal I've ever done." This could be a deal breaker... or maker for some of us. Or she could be sending you Sexbook emails like, "2day I just want u to eat BBQ ribs and get blowjobs while watching Buffy. And then it's hot tub massage time for u." With those types of messages, I'd be checking my account ten times a day. Not that I don't do that already with regular old Facebook of Sex, but now I'd actually pay attention to what my girl says.

There's so much good Sexbook could do for my sex life—and yours too I guess. Does she shave or at least trim? Is she one of those "I fuck with my bra on" girls? Does she come to cum and stay or does she leave? Are we talking about pancake-sized nips or chocolate chipples? Does she believe in sex for procreation or recreation? Is she going to encourage me to set up threesomes, or is she going to get really offended by it? Same with getting boob upgrades? These are the things I need to know.

And that's why Sexbook could never exist.

Your only options now? Write a friendly letter to Mark Zuckerberg.

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Gavin Pitt's picture

You Straight guys have fuck buddies? Oh wait, you mean *female* ones... Dang, there was a glimmer of hope for my more debauched fantasies there momentarily...

just add me from facebook merwyn cruz my cell number is 4168221681 thanks


If you look up Fbookofsex theres a pretty girl that talks about the Facebook of sex..just not sure what she says LOL

hi my self rohit.i want to fuck you and suck you to.

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i want to do sex

John Gillespie's picture

Every time I see an ad for sexbook, I cringe. I like the fact that there is probably a "how many dicks have been inside me" category, but then again there is no way she is updating that profile everyday. I'm not meeting the girl who says she likes a little bit of kinky stuff, but that was 6 months ago and now she is into ripping your nipples of during orgasm.

Powderhound's picture

Great way to finish the column.

dude so gay to comment something like thatt why dont you go play in traffic and sip on some bleach biyyaattcchh!!!

why dont you just make it fuck a man already cuz we all know that you just act like a douche bag because youve never had a dick in you and you want it so bad.
so either go take it up the ass like you fantisize about all night long while you try to keep it up when fucking that aids infested cow that you call a girlfriend and stop harrasing people that you cant get into bed with you, or you can eat shit and die.

ello girl pla wt me

gavin pitt you are the gayest fag ever what nights do you perform?

Gavin Pitt's picture

The Gayest Fag ever? Well, I try my best, but I could never compete for that title with our Queen, Her Highness Zac Efron...

what up sexy girls

Duh... Don't you guys think that the guy in the pic is so cut and smoking hot? Damn it, I wish that I'm the one who's holding his dick and keep licking it all day long! Sorry since posted something horny >.<... I adore that guy though I ain't looking bad too. Ahha XD

I personally don't approve of this website.... It is just a way for older men to seduce younger females. It shows that as men y'all don't have any respect for us females. It shows that y'all don't really love us. You can say it but if you are in a hurry to have sex then it shows that you don't mean it. I'm not saying that this is all mens but in statics it shows that mens are very sexual and is about sex. As mens y'all think about sex more than us girls. Y'all show it by trying to hit on us. Y'all do it because y'all know where each base is. First base: Meet a girl and hit on her, being fresh. Second base: Touching on her body. Third base: Kissing, and Fourth base: sex.... Once y'all hit those bases you leave us females either pregnant or dead or with aids.... After we get boring for y'all then that's when you leave and find somebody else. I'm not saying that all mens do this. Some men prove to us that they really love us females when they stay with us through any kind of situation whether it's thin or thick. My point is this website is very dangerous for anybody. You can and will find yourself in a bunch of trouble. So my advice to you is to stay in school ladies and then when you're grown and you feel like you are ready to do this, by all means go head. If you do it now and you know that you aren't ready and you find yourself in a bad situation, all i can say is that I told you so. Don't ever let a man try to play with your emotions so that they can get into your pants. I really do hope that the ladies make the right choice.

Not all chicks are boring uptight prudes like you. Some girls love being screwed by a dude and not having to worry about him the next day. This chick is fat and probably never gets laid.

Hahaha yep

Ha Ha true. Funny because I thought the same thing . And I think of it this way, if you wanna keep your man be a freak, they will love you twice as much.

YOUR NAME IS NICOLETTA... shut the fuck up you lost all talking rights... ive never wanted to fuck a girl named nicoletta anyways.. sounds like s german tranny

Dude, fail, it is not even an English name, chances are she isn't even from an English speaking country. Besides, do you realise you've signed yourself as TheOtherGuy... Sounds like a hobo leprechaun.

ITS NOT MENS!!!!!!!!! FUUUUCCCCKKKK me your retarted. and y'all??

ps. there is no fourth base you stuck up cum guzzler, its called home plate

You go feminazi!!Put men in their place!!I hate men too,never wanting to date me because I look like a guy,or have sex with me when they see my giant penis,surrounded by what's supposed to be a vagina,and my flat chest and hairy pubes.Men make me fucking sick!!

i want to fuck you

When, where,and how hard

Typical over thinking skank You obviously missed the point of the post. Which is, "Fucking". No one said anything about any emotional context. As men, we all does have some respect for womens whos gots respect for themselves.
However. Weez do need to get our rocks off without having to buys ya'lls a fucking ring everytime.

Ok here is the deal girl. If you don't want to fuck a guy. Don't. But please don't discourage your slutty friends from fucking with NSA.

As far as the fuckbook website being for old geezers to seduce younger chicks? Well, hell yeah, what's wrong with that? (18 or over of course, but then, you have to be 18 to use the site...uh, sure sure.)

Bottom line. Fucking and sucking does not always need to be about a relationship. Why can't it just be about fucking and sucking? Nuff said.

Some advert just took me away and showed me a car, got worried i'd have forgotten what i was supposed to be writing about. Awesome how i can see what i'm replying to. This obviously helps (any weed smoking student )(rephrase:) most students.

Anyhow, most people are going to disagree with this Nicollette, whatever her name is, chick. I mean, most the guys here are probably within a minute either way of typing facebook of sex into google. I, for one, just came from google thinking this guy had tried it and he was going to tell me how great it was. Your so vastly outnumbered here. This page itself is almost entirely dedicated to human beings wanting to do what, we are in reality, supposed to do.

Sex and the need for it is biologically hardwired into a guys brain, its a fact. Women are biologically tuned to turn guys on.

The point I'm trying to make is this:

You fought for equality as a gender and you more or less have it! STOP!! Stop trying to get more rights by guilt tripping men during guy talk! Guy talk is the most sacred of banter to most heterosexual and some homosexual guys. Join the human race in the 21st century where no-one gives a fuck! Men still fall in love, another thing our brains are hardwired to do! Times are changed, there is no longer a taboo on sex, pregnancy without marriage or even love. Sex comes first, love....if it does come.....might only come to the man! That's the risk we take!

So get a grip of yourself, chill out, smoke some drugs, get laid and celebrate life. Your fight for equal rights is over, you won. Stop being a nazi all up in here trying to spoil our fun!

Im not sure if any of that made sense to anyone, if it doesn't then that's my bad.

Peace x

thats right

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You say all this and ur probably right a little bit but tha harshness would suggest u just went thru this experience urself which is kinda ironic for u to try and put down somethin u most likely fell for urself dont u think?

When you want to fuck, you want to fuck. (With or without) Period. If you were manipulated, as they say, don't blame the player, blame the game (or blame yourself for lacking wisdom). If a woman is old enough to go to those website but dumb enough to have unprotected sex, it was too late from the very beginning.

Zeau_87's picture

no girls her? damn

im the one


I am an older man who knows younger women who are very happy and satisfied they found out what older men have to offer. So what if older guys "seduce" younger women through a self-promoting sex site where young women and older guys post their availability and exploits? In fact, sex with an older guy can be excellent because his ego gets such a hit from a younger woman's sexual interest in him which causes him to want to totally please the woman. As well, as a guy ages, it becomes more difficult for him to orgasm and, with pills like Cialis and Viagra, he can get a rod just as potent as a super horny teenager. He also is more likely to enjoy extended foreplay than a younger man and will also provide "perks" that most young men can't or won't.

im very pissed with these facebook of sex or sexbook! facebook established a good name in the internet and someone will just ruin these name by making these site! and for who created these site, pls don't put advertisements of your site in other known sites where kids like me can access it easily! your creating sins for innocent children!

... wow... children are fairly smart these days... using a large vocabulary and a sense of misplaced morals, along with a sense of superiority... i believe that is one of the reasons older men go for them now... or it's an adult posing, like most do...

Shut the fuck up. if u think that ur never going to have a thought about sex then u r dead wrong. The only reason u probably posted this was to get attention and since ur under age u shouldnt even have clicked on an advertisment that says "Facebook of sex" dumbass kid

Frankly, I think Nicoletta's comment is the funniest damn thing on this page. Y'all mens must be pretty thick not to see past this accent!

excuse me, but this has been the webs premier adult facebook alternative for years now, over 2 million users! it's the best adult social networking site by far.

hey wazz up

i am missing the paragraph on 'poking'...
...that totally gets a different taste on a facebook of sex!

you are about to poke sandra! :)

You're a dipshit and your article told us nothing about the website "Facebook of Sex" and the preview link is a advertisement? You make Case in Point suck. I hope your family gets killed in a car wreck.

It's actually "Points in Case", you fucking retard. I hope your family gets puree'd by a flaming 747 jet engine.

On here it explains the different sites that claim to be the 'Facebook of Sex' and tells you what that's all about. Usually they're just dating sites but you can read more there!

Looks like fbookofsex explains this whole Facebook of Sex pretty well too!

ok im pretty sure that if someone is on this facebook of sex, they like sex (to say the least), and wouldnt really care about being "used" , otherwise, i mean if they were expecting to find a relationship there that would be pretty uncommon and should be smart enough to realize that. and if you're stupid enough to get "used" by someone then that's pretty much your own fault. if you're so concerned about being used than dont create an account and let others do what they want to do, ..or become a nun.

Im just all about making a woman squirt lol

So Jessica yu want to be usedddd lol jk but yu wanna chat

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This site is nothing the people how's talking says nothing intersting you must chershing other thing to do because you're nothing i dont want answer because i think it not importante and the man who's creat this site i said fuck your haind

KC Jayfree's picture

Yup. Exactly what he said.

Mike Lamb's picture

Scored a lot of phone numbers on this one. You may have enough to start up your own fake sex site. Those guys seemed friendly. And very enthusiastic.

And now I'd like to read you some haikus about my cock...

im listening!!!

I was a member of Facebook of Sex but I found most of the profiles were fake. i'm now a member.

There are real people who are really looking for sex, and best of all its free for platinum membership

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Mike Lamb's picture

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Andre, vous doivez reconsidérer cette choix. Quand on est un acteur pornographique, vous étes plus susceptible à utiliser drogues - cannabis n'est pas un drogue "puissant", mais cocaïne, heroïn, et les autres narcotiques peuvent romprer votre vie. Deviens un meilleure personne via l'ecole ou un travaille. J'suis desoleé pour mon français, j'suis Americaine. Bonne chance en votre futur!

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Mike Lamb's picture

I have a Toyota. It's kinda shitty looking but it gets decent mileage. Wait, cars don't talk! Who is this?

I guess most of the people, which wrote comments are virgins in real life.
I have 2 Questions:
Has anyone ever had sex with a member of this site(without paying) ?
Do really think a serious girl would risk her life(aids, baby,...) in the internet with some guys?

Think about it.
Probably its just for phising and advertisment.

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Try this Jamica... drop your pants, clench your fist, and fuck the snot out of yourself! Cauz thats the only way your sorry ass is gunna get any.. ha ha bitch!


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kevin-sao's picture

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Mike Lamb's picture



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Mike Lamb's picture

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who is there

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Mike Lamb's picture

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faizal's picture

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rollinstone100's picture

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koff33k1d's picture

sexbook, fuckbook, facefuck. I am sure they are all out there somewhere. The thing is would you really want to join one of these? these people would be the biggest sluts and whores on the planet. You join thinking well i might find someone special.. yeah the same person that has found lots of someone specials in the past few nights. It's like the humor of reading craigslist personals and missed connections, you know its the same 4 posters changing the title so no one realizes how slutty they really are. I am not so sure i want to know all the details.
The Profile reads. I am a virgin. Followed by recent sexcapades. I have really only been with one guy, i have never had sex, does oral count? Does blowing the entire football team after a winning game, and the basketball team, and the band geeks, and so on and so forth.

Profile 2 gives you a menu to chose from:
I am looking for mr right now. well and mr right after right now.
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That's just an opinion but the fact is
We all get desperate sometimes
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