Facebook: Hey, remember me? I’m totally relevant to your demographic! Want to see Dakota’s prom photos from 2006?
Translations of the Inspirational Quotes Posted on Facebook by Denise, a Snowplow Parent of Two Teenagers
This Maya Angelou quote means "It’s 9:00 AM, and Denise is plotting to become the next head of the PTA."
Is this just a money thing? Because I have the $5 birthday checks to prove this is a misguided venture.
Q. What is Facebook? A. It’s a great place for people to connect with others who are also lonely in the suburbs.
I always misplace the Post-it where you jotted down my password, leading me to wildly click around until something happens.
Btw can’t pay you, but will provide you with a new car air freshener. The beavers have a bit of an odor. Not bad, but definitely noticeable.
- Your uncle’s third ex-wife. - Bullies from the 7th grade whom you like to keep tabs on just in case.
Q: How can I tell if someone is trying to deceive me? A: Ever since my yoga teacher introduced me to QAnon I realized the importance of credibility.
I’m thankful for friendships, romance, love of family--any bond that involves physical contact and is so strong it can supersede self-preservation.
"It Came From QAnon" Beware the Forums! – New neighbors can be so strange. At least, that's what Oaklyn Barnes thinks when she meets the Martins.
She went on an all-inclusive vacation with her girlfriends last summer. She got double the number of Facebook birthday messages you did.
Imagine the home-field advantage for the SF Identity Thieves as their mascot "Guccifer 7.0" announces credit card info of the opposing players.