Translations of the Inspirational Quotes Posted on Facebook by Denise, a Snowplow Parent of Two Teenagers
This Maya Angelou quote means "It’s 9:00 AM, and Denise is plotting to become the next head of the PTA."
This Maya Angelou quote means "It’s 9:00 AM, and Denise is plotting to become the next head of the PTA."
Is this just a money thing? Because I have the $5 birthday checks to prove this is a misguided venture.
Q. What is Facebook? A. It’s a great place for people to connect with others who are also lonely in the suburbs.
I always misplace the Post-it where you jotted down my password, leading me to wildly click around until something happens.
Btw can’t pay you, but will provide you with a new car air freshener. The beavers have a bit of an odor. Not bad, but definitely noticeable.
- Your uncle’s third ex-wife. - Bullies from the 7th grade whom you like to keep tabs on just in case.
Q: How can I tell if someone is trying to deceive me? A: Ever since my yoga teacher introduced me to QAnon I realized the importance of credibility.
I’m thankful for friendships, romance, love of family--any bond that involves physical contact and is so strong it can supersede self-preservation.
"It Came From QAnon" Beware the Forums! – New neighbors can be so strange. At least, that's what Oaklyn Barnes thinks when she meets the Martins.
She went on an all-inclusive vacation with her girlfriends last summer. She got double the number of Facebook birthday messages you did.
Imagine the home-field advantage for the SF Identity Thieves as their mascot "Guccifer 7.0" announces credit card info of the opposing players.
Who else is willing to be drenched by the grease of your chicken a la finger basket? Let’s see Facebook try and do that.