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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade
cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.
Student Caught Reading Away Message, Feels Stupid
ONLINE - Around %d an anonymous student, identified by the online
persona %n, is reported to have checked an away message, and then felt
really dumb.
Apparently seeking an end to boredom or perhaps indulgence of
information on a secret crush, the student acted rather nosily and could
not help prying. "I just feel so lame now," the perp admits.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I am a weigh.
Just say I don't know to drugs.
Sex is like poker: If you don't have a partner you better have a really
strong hand.
I went that away ------->
Collecting myself...'cause I crack me up!
Working out. If I don't come back, then whoever told me, "A little
exercise won't kill you," lied.
Guns don't kill people, away messages with guns kill people.
If you are tired of seeing this away message you have AIM OCD.
Yeeeeah...about thaat...I'm gonna need you to IM me again but this time
could you remember to put the cover sheet on your AIM report before you
hit enter.... Yeeeah...thanks a bunch %n.
Don't you hate it when people leave away messages and don't say where
they're going or when they'll be black? I mean, if you're gonna change
races, at least let me know.
To be completely honest, I'm masturbating. Please don't IM me when I get
back, it's sort of awkward talking to you again so soon.
I am an alien from a faraway galaxy. I have transformed
myself into this away message. As you are reading this, I am having sex
with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you're smiling.
Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him 'cause you were out getting stoned.
He'll understand.
RESPONSIBILITY.
Your anti-drug.
Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics: Even if
you win you're still retarded.
What the away gon' be?
See I don't need no fuckin' away on this PC.
All I need is some white in the background, my text color bold,
Keep the font goin 'round and I'ma leave it.
Why is it that when a girl has sex with 100 people she's a slut, but if a
guy has sex with 100 people he's a pimp?
Because she is.
Be Arby: the perfect away message for
someone who has left his computer in order to become the owner of his
own nationwide roast beef sandwich syndicate, but is still planning on
returning to his computer momentarily somehow.
You've just downloaded a virus! I mean,
right BEFORE you checked my away message...
Making an offering to the porcelain god. I guess Jesus was probably
white after all.
Somebody told me to change my
away message so I did.
You missed me, next time AIM
better.
Living vicariously through
myself. Leave a message.
This space for rent.
Please excuse %n from all
strenuous activities related to AOL INSTANT MESSENGER today, %d.
He has an ear infection.
Thanks,
(Forged signature)
AOL Parental Control
Repetition is a sign of stupidity! Repetition is a sign of stupidity!
Repetition is a sign of stupidity! Repetition is a sign of stupidity!
Repetition is a....what was I saying, again?
Hey whatsup? I'm out drinking beer and getting stoned. (Oh hey Mom, don't
worry I let my roommate borrow my screenname today.)
We’re sorry, the away message you’ve reached is no longer in service. It
seems AOL has extended the reliability of its software to include
connection to Instant Messenger. Please reboot and IM again. Thank you.
Let's discuss right and left. You're right, I left.
Hello, you have reached %n's away message. Your message will be answered
in the order in which it was received. Your message is number 1,645,845.
Please hold, your message IS very important to me.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am
alone I am together.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, they both had a quarter. Jill came down
with fifty cents. Think they went for water?
This is %n. I am not....excuse me a moment, please.
'Put your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN!' [Window breaks]
Great! What a mess. I'll have to get back to you later, I really hate
babysitting.
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