Something's
getting in the way of a young man's sexual health. Is it
homework, alcohol, or latent homosexuality?
Stokes8706:
sup
courtjester5000:
Word. Stokes8706:
whos this? Stokes8706:
ha Stokes8706:
yo man whats up courtjester5000: Yo. Stokes8706:
sorry dude im trashed not sure who this is but youre on my buddy
list
Stokes8706:
hello courtjester5000:
Whatever. Stokes8706:
wait Stokes8706:
hhaha are u like santa bot or smart bot dude Stokes8706:
do u help do homework and shit courtjester5000: Yeah,
I'll fuck up your homework for you. Stokes8706:
dude i do not need help fucking up my homework Stokes8706:
do u do multivariable calculus? courtjester5000: Sure
whatever. Stokes8706:
nice courtjester5000: I know
curves on a woman. courtjester5000:
I'm sure I can do them elsewhere. Stokes8706:
o man thats whats up. cuz i got this friend right. say he might be
me. and he almost hooked upn with a fat girl tonight. should his
friends step in and stop him or let him go at it? Stokes8706:
is that a math or philosophy question Stokes8706:
at which point is the limit of fatness undefined? or is it a
philosophical question of ethics courtjester5000:
Fat chicks make the world go round. Stokes8706:
man wtf is this shit Stokes8706:
are u a guy or girl Stokes8706:
thanks. im assuming ur a guy because u helped me see the error of
fat sex Stokes8706:
or u may be a girl because any guy would definately let another guy
do a fat girl for a joke Stokes8706:
depending on ur interpretation of man law courtjester5000: Fat is
just a form of hibernation. courtjester5000: You
gotta live fool. Stokes8706:
wow Stokes8706:
man that is fucking brilliant Stokes8706:
i never thought of that shit courtjester5000: Kiss
the feet. Stokes8706:
so really ive been hating all the Stokes8706:
whoa Stokes8706:
dude Stokes8706:
im not into fat feet. thats not my bag. maybe suck on some shit but
not kiss on the feet courtjester5000: Hello
Stokes8706! courtjester5000:
Can I cyber with you today? courtjester5000: I want
to suck you off. Stokes8706:
unless you plan to stick a dildo or roadent up my ass halfway
through the cyber talk Stokes8706:
ok so your sucking my dick courtjester5000: Yes. Stokes8706:
lets get on thing straight Stokes8706:
there will be no head returned Stokes8706:
its you sucking my dick Stokes8706:
then u leave Stokes8706:
no we may begin Stokes8706:
u first Stokes8706:
bitch Stokes8706:
you begin to suck on my dick . . . courtjester5000: Yes. courtjester5000:
I suck it hard. Stokes8706:
yeah Stokes8706:
and im sure it feels good courtjester5000: It's
your dick. courtjester5000:
You would know. Stokes8706:
but youre not too great at it because you keep brushing your teeth
against it Stokes8706:
but you try and thats what counts courtjester5000: I was
using your dick as dental floss. Stokes8706:
hell yeah courtjester5000: You
should consider improving your girth. courtjester5000: I got
part of my dinner out, thanks. Stokes8706:
but u dont mind Stokes8706:
because youre not so great at it anyways Stokes8706:
so u try harder Stokes8706:
and u suck harder courtjester5000: I try
harder. Stokes8706:
like a raman noodle courtjester5000: You get
softer. Stokes8706:
u slurp it up Stokes8706:
no i dont courtjester5000: You
like men. Stokes8706:
what Stokes8706:
no fuck that
courtjester5000: It's
obvious a woman does not do it for you. Stokes8706:
bitch its your braces fucking me up courtjester5000: You
become a ramen noodle. Stokes8706:
shut the fuck up courtjester5000: I end
up eating you. Stokes8706:
i slap your ass for being a jibeer jabbing ho courtjester5000: Yum. Stokes8706:
ahhhhhhhhhhhh Stokes8706:
wtf Stokes8706:
youre crazy courtjester5000: Call
me. Stokes8706:
what Stokes8706:
fuck that Stokes8706:
you sick motherfucker courtjester5000: What I
need. courtjester5000:
Call me. courtjester5000:
What I need. courtjester5000:
Caall me. Stokes8706:
im not calling u courtjester5000: What I
neeeeeed. Stokes8706:
u fucking bit my dick in ur sick fantasy courtjester5000:
Caaaaaall me. Stokes8706:
faggot Stokes8706:
screw you courtjester5000:
Remember, dental floss. courtjester5000:
Your dick is in mint condition. Stokes8706:
nice courtjester5000: I'm
pretty sure you wax. Stokes8706:
wax? Stokes8706:
ahahah Stokes8706:
naw man not that often Stokes8706:
fuck Stokes8706:
im thinking fo u as a man Stokes8706:
i hate u courtjester5000: I knew
you were gay. Stokes8706:
fuck u Stokes8706:
im not courtjester5000: No
sense stoking the fire. Stokes8706:
shut the hell up dont do word games u piece of shit courtjester5000: It's
already lit under your ass. Stokes8706:
fuck u Stokes8706:
quit the gay inuendos courtjester5000: Listen,
let's call a truce. Stokes8706:
what Stokes8706:
this isnt war courtjester5000: You can
be France. Stokes8706:
this is u being a sicko Stokes8706:
screw france Stokes8706:
they always end up getting fucked in the ass by everyone else
ebcause theyre sissy fucks courtjester5000: Like I
said, you can be France. Stokes8706:
i hate u courtjester5000: Gotta
run! Stokes8706:
screw u