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Viking Penis Voyage

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 What do you call it when a Viking man meets a Viking woman in the bedroom for the first time? A maiden voyage, or sex on Halloween night, either way.

theonlykingshane: hello.
courtjester5000: Hello.
theonlykingshane: Nah my bad, I thought you were a robot.
courtjester5000: Yes, I am the Halloween Costume Brainstorming Bot.
courtjester5000: I currently have several users accessing my service.
theonlykingshane: Hahaha. Awesome.  I could use some help.
courtjester5000: Your estimated wait time is: 2 minutes.
theonlykingshane: 2 min my ass.  Fucking robots.
courtjester5000: Hello, and welcome.
theonlykingshane: So I was thinking maybe a Viing.
theonlykingshane: Viking*
courtjester5000: You could be a Viking penis.
theonlykingshane: Hmm, it does have a certain manly apeal.
courtjester5000: More like a maply appeal.
theonlykingshane: True enough.
courtjester5000: Do you know where Vikings come from?
theonlykingshane: The land of the ice and snow.
courtjester5000: What country is that?
theonlykingshane: Norway roundabouts?
courtjester5000: Very good!
courtjester5000: You certainly know your maps.
theonlykingshane: Just not my spelling.
courtjester5000: It is ok, I would do anything to get inside a cartographer like you...
theonlykingshane: A little gay are we?
courtjester5000: I will go as a Viking maiden vagina if you would like.
theonlykingshane: Sounds exciting.
theonlykingshane: Giant sex on Halloween.
theonlykingshane: So where should we meet?
courtjester5000: Let us meet halfway around the world.
theonlykingshane: Ok, you head east and I'll head west.  We'll stop when we see some giant sea faring genitals.
courtjester5000: Good luck to you, seaman.
theonlykingshane: Thank you sir/madam.
courtjester5000: Please, call me pussy juice.
theonlykingshane signed off at 3:14:51 AM.

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